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2004-07-19 at 9:25 p.m.
If a guy tells you to suck it, remind him you choke on small objects.
When a girl says a guy has no heart, it usually means he has hers.
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat which comes home late at night."
Marie Corelli
"A woman is like a teabag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt
"What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them."
Brendan Francis
"Give a mand a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West
Guys are like . . . beanie babies. They're cheap, their heads are full of stuffing, and the really cute ones are hard to find.
If it has tires of testicles its gonna give you trouble.
"To call women the weaker sex is a libel: it is man's injustice to woman . . . if by strength is meant moral power, then woman is immeasurably man's superior. Has she not greater intuition, is she not more selfsacrificing, has she not greater powers of endurance, has she not greater courage? Without her, man would not be."
Gandhi
"[Girls] want choices in life. They want to see themselves . . . doing important things, being counted."
Julie Dash
"Feminism is the political theory and practice that struggles to free all women: women of color, working-class women, poor women, disabled women, lesbians, old women - as well as white, economically priviledged, heterosexual women. Anything less than this vision of total freedom is not feminism, but merely female selfaggrandizement."
Barbare Smith
"She knows who she is because she knows who she isn't."
Nikki Giovanni
"My mother made me strong. Watching her struggle to raise us and feed us made me want to be a stronger woman."
Mary J. Blige
"That little man says women can't have as much rights as men 'cause Christ wasn't a woman! Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with him."
Sojourner Truth
"Guys are like stars - so many to pick from but only one can make your dreams come true."
Lindy Strahan
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off you."
Francois Sagan
He listens to my dreams and fears, wipes away all my tears, I love him without regret! I just haven't found him yet!
"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomache is aiming about 10 inches too high."
Adrienne E. Gusoff
"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him."
Cher
Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
Tallulah Bankhead
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
Think like a man, work like a dog, act like a lady.
No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Cocky, Mr. Rude . . .
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
Jane Austen
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Quote of the Day: "You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants." -Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis
