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2004-07-26 at 9:50 p.m.
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph. D. Unfortunately they don't have a J.O.B."
On the other hand you have different fingers.
Write that down and send it to last week when I gave a shit!!
"Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way."
"A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them easily."
"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but dissappear when you get up close to them."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
Inside every older person is a youner person wondering what the Hell happened.
"Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here."
(As Good as it Gets)
All reports are in. Life is officially unfair.
I get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Tell your little voices to shut up! I can't hear my own.
"Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors."
"The Late Show" CBS
Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
"There is onle one smartest dog in the world and every boy has it."
"Senior boys have mystery, they have . . . what's the word I'm looking for? Cars."
(Angel)
The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERT" spelled backwards?
The Hell with cheese . . . BEHOLD, the power of SUGAR.
I souport publik edekasion.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
Quote of the Day: "You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants." -Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis
